SpongeBob Squarepants Party Idea -

Squidward May I, and more

Squidward's traditional games

Simply alter the traditional "Mother May I",
using the name of Spongebob's cranky neighbor.

You can do the same with Red Rover or tag as well.

i.e. “Squidward Octopus, king of all motion...
wants you to send (name) across the ocean".